CHURCH LADIES WITH TYPEWRITERS
Since I type the bulletins and from time to time I know you catch my “bloopers”, I decided to let you read some “Bulletin Bloopers” that I did not make. Pastor LaVerne
*The fasting and prayer conference includes meals.
*The sermon this morning: ‘Jesus Walks on the Water.’ The sermon tonight: ‘Searching for Jesus.’
*Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
*Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say ‘Hell’ to someone who doesn’t care much about you.
*Don’t let worry kill you off–let the Church help.
*Miss Charlene Mason sang ‘I will not pass this way again,’ giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
*For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
*Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
*Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
*A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
*At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be ‘What is Hell?’ Come early and listen to our choir practice.
*Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
*Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
*The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.